Ayanami and Mezga: No Added MSG

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

SIGH

Well the second Big Day Out announcement sure did suck total donkey balls, fuck!! Maybe it's a good thing that I'll (hopefully) be too busy with work experience to go next year.

Ok yeah, there are a few decent acts, but there isn't a single one that I'm actually really eager to see. Sure I suppose I could camp at the Boiler room all day, taking a break for Wolfmother of course, but where am I going to find an endless supply of flippas - or more importantly, the serotonin reserves to match?

I'm sure if I went there and got all busted up I'd probably have a great time, but why bother with the ridiculous crowds, and pathetic management (*cough* Boiler room security *cough*)? Oh, I almost forgot about the trough, aka "Mens toilet" (wtf?!?).

And to think I had heard rumours of Tool and Underworld?! I'm not even sure whether they are still having a third announcement, not that it usually has any of the big names. Will have to wait and see. Until then...well, bring on 2007 lah.

/end rant.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Wappa Wappa Doo Dar

Well exams are finally over for another year, I had my last one on Friday…happy to finish early for a change this year. One was alright, though the other 2 kind of sucked balls. Was glad to be able to celebrate end of exams in a rather…excessive fashion. Was Shero’s birthday on Friday so there was a gathering at his place. I must’ve surely lost at least a semester worth of learning…good times.

In the process of finding work experience for the break at the moment (12 weeks compulsory before graduation), which has been quite a struggle. It’s really all about who you know and not what you know that gets you a job. Had an interview with one company last week which went quite well, but I’m doubting they’ll give me a position as they were more so looking for graduates. This coming week I have an interview with a company called Worsley Alumina, a joint venture with BHP Billiton. They have a large refinery and mine site down in Collie, which is also where the interview is unfortunately. Quite annoying…especially if I don’t end up getting a job there!

Can hardly believe my brother has now finished medicine, nice fucking effort dude. He’s got just under a weeks worth of Med parties to go to and then a week in Coral Bay of more shenanigans. My Dad is taking us both out to dinner for this thing he’s been planning for like 4 years, to celebrate the end of our degrees (ok yeh, I didn’t quite make it =P). Not sure where we’re going, but it should be pretty huge - we’re opening this $400 bottle of Grange he’s been saving for the past 10 years or something.

Well that’ll about do it for me, time to get boozey. I’m keen to get some serious partying in before I start working so let me know what’s going on people. I trust everyone is going to Sub Culture?

Ever wondered what a high dose of acid is like?

O rly?

Ya rly.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Mega Mega White Thing

Finally the night we've been waiting for has almost arrived. See you all tomorrow night for a crazy psychotropic adventure.

This one's for you Goosha buddy...

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Delve Into My Mind

On Thursday night I embarked on another journey with my good friend, Uncle ‘Cid. It was quite an experience so I thought I’d share this one with you all. So if you haven’t tried acid, or any other drugs for that matter, then please read on with an open mind. By the way, this post is rather large…

This was to be a solo trip, as my brother couldn’t afford to take the time away from uni at the moment. I spent the day preparing myself and things in general (music and other stuff to keep me occupied should the need arise). Come about 7:00 PM I cut 3/4 of a Dexter off and hesitated momentarily before taking the plunge…I always have a strong feeling of hesitation before taking acid these days. I know exactly what lies ahead of me…8 hours of heavy psychedelic immersion. Added with the fact that I knew I would be alone, something I had not yet tried, I was more skeptical than ever. Fuck it, I thought and dumped that bitch on my tongue. Mmm…that familiar subtle tang of blotter, oh how I’d missed it.

Over the next hour or so I slowly began to feel the drug take hold. That fantastic sense of well-being and euphoria, coupled with the anxiety of what awaits. Things were progressing nicely I thought, it wasn’t coming on lot like the train-wreck that is DXM, so I decided to drop the other 1/4. I sat at my computer listening to music and chatting a bit online, occasionally looking at random objects in my room to get an idea of the onset of the visuals. My lamp-pole gradually began to gain a stronger and stronger wavelike motion. Feeling ambitious I decided to make the night one to remember and dropped half a Fractal (some other acid I had been saving for a while).

By this time it was about 9:40 PM. I took a brief glance at my bedroom door and noticed the visuals had finally begun to intensify, as an infinitesimally intricate mosaic pattern washed over its surface. I knew then it was time that I should leave the house and begin the journey around the UWA campus I had planned.

iPod – check, durries – check, water – check, camera – check. I set the iPod playing “I Don’t Live Today”, by Hendrix and stepped out into the abyss. “Will I live tomorrow? Well, I just can’t say”. Fitting words, I thought. As I walked down that familiar path towards the campus an intense rush of euphoria and anticipation swept over me, this song can invoke such a strong feeling of inspiration.

At this stage the UWA underpasses were still fairly normal looking so I continued through and made my way to Whetfeld court, overlooking the reflection pond and Winthrop Hall. Now at around the T+3hr mark, the visuals were still reasonably tame in comparison to previous trips. Forgetting the fact that a redose while tripping will take a good 40 minutes to take effect, I dumped the other half of the Fractal and continued onward. Push the envelope.

A visit to the “Large Animal Facility” (a highly dubious sounding building at UWA that my brother and I discovered last time we tripped) was of course a must. I managed to take a few photos of the place for you all to see, unfortunately they’re rather dark as I had no chance of working out how to use the flash on Dale’s camera at this point. This place was starting to freak me about a bit though…strange, sudden industrial-like noises were emanating from it so I decided to journey onwards. I managed to increase the brightness of the images a bit with photoshop, here they are:

Image1 (Entrance)

Image2 (Large animal loading bay)
Image3 (Sign)
Image4 (Other side)

As I made my way back towards Mounts Bay Road along the river front I slowly became more aware of the undeniable fact that my visuals were increasing, at an almost unsettling rate. I decided to take a right turn and journey down along the river aside Mounts Bay Road. At this point the wind picked up markedly and my visuals were pretty much at their peak. If you’ve seen that movie Constantine (yes, I know it was totally gHey), think back to the part where Keanu first goes back to hell. Picture that scene, but without the hellish, red aspect to it, and that’s basically what I was seeing.

Things along the river were starting to get a little too cold so I turned around back towards the campus. The world now seemed cartoon-like, with a somewhat sinister perspective to it. The objects in my surroundings no longer had their own unique range of colours and shades. I instead got my first taste of complete colour shifting, whereby the road, river and buildings were defined only by a single, pastel-like colour. “Heavy…” I murmured.

As I came closer to the campus the engines of passing cars sounded more like the rocket-thrusters of the pod racers in Star Wars. The noise seemed like such an invasion of my senses and caused my visuals to resonate uncontrollably. The subtle, continuous earthquake-like fractures in the road that I had been seeing turned into massive volcanic chasms in the road surface with each passing car. I became paranoid as to whether I was in fact still on the pathway or not.

I came to the upper entrance to the UWA underpasses and peered downwards. At this point I was once again reminded of that ugly, untamed element that LSD can often hold. Wearily I trudged on. It’s amazing how a sudden shift in surroundings can bring about such a reaction with the drug…instantly my vision no longer had the free-flowing, “real-time” feel to it, but rather separated into frames. I looked down the tunnel and my vision telescoped outwards to infinity. It was not safe to be walking at this point as my consciousness was quickly becoming less aware of what reality actually was. My thoughts were spiraling rapidly out of control. Get it together, Neal, I thought and lit up a durrie. Ahhh…focus, just the thing I needed.

I once again made my way up the stairs and sat down facing Winthrop Hall. I set the iPod playing some more Hendrix and had what I can only describe as one of the most enjoyable times of my life. The grass court in front of me lifted up about a metre high in square-like segments, in a continual sequence, each one with their own individual spiraling pattern. The huge pine trees to my side looked at me with thousands of eyes on each part of their leaves, swaying slowly back and forth. My vision took on an indescribable crispness, and I wished that everyone could see this at least once in their life. I closed my eyes and was instantly transported back to the 60’s, with an image of Hendrix smoking a cigarette, surrounded by psychedelic colours flowing at great speed.

Soon after this I said goodbye to Socrates and regrettably made my way home as fatigue began to set in. I had been out for about 4 hours, one hell of an experience. I should probably leave it there as this report is rather huge. You might’ve noticed that I tended to concentrate on the visual aspect of this trip, rather than the psychological. The reason for this I guess is partly because that side of the drug is basically too deep to discuss in a blog, also it’s pretty hard to even put into words. I hope this report has made some of you more interested in trying the drug, rather than do the opposite.

Monday, September 05, 2005

HAPPY 21st GOOSHA

Happy Birthday man, have an excellent day, preferably with large amounts of booze!



Just over a month to GK lads, bring it on lah~!@#

Sunday, August 14, 2005

BROCCOFLOWER

I was in Woolworths a few weeks back when I stumbled upon this hybrid vegetable – The Broccoflower. I've got a feeling it's been around for ages, I've just never seen it somehow. I must’ve spent a good couple of minutes just laughing at this veritable abomination. Two vegetable greats finally fused together…has science gone too far? I mean cloning sheep is one thing, but Broccoli and Cauliflower? When will these horticulturists learn to stop playing god.

I present to you, The Broccoflower:



(Sorry, the camera on my phone is shite)

I can hardly believe 4 weeks of second semester have already past, it’s amazing how quick this year has gone. Responsibility creeps closer every day. Is this a good thing? I don’t know, but I’m thinking probably not. Sure, not being so damn poor will be a welcomed change, but at what cost? 70 hour weeks, no holidays, minimal psychoactives? Perhaps this university caper isn’t so bad after all.

This semester gained momentum a lot faster than usual, there wasn’t even a cruisey first week back, though that’s mainly because I started my final year project this semester. The title is a bit of a mouthful: “Navigation and Localisation Algorithms for Autonomous Mobile Robots”. It isn’t exactly Mechatronics, but we’re able to choose projects from three different faculties. If you’re wondering what the hell the title means, the initial description of the project was to design and implement a robot tour guide (i.e. make a robot give visitors a tour of the faculty building/take them to the room they want to go to). Other units this semester:

- Mechanisms and Multibody Systems (crap, totally freaking crap. The bloody lecturer is another Russian and I can't get his accent out of my head. Everytime I read through lecture notes it's somehow in the same accent. PLANAAAAR MECHANISSSMM)

- Electromagnetics and Electromechanics (got phase?)

- Advanced Control Engineering (interesting topic, but bloody difficult)

One of my units has a lecture at the Physics building, I haven’t had many classes there since first year but I remembered there was always heaps of funny random scribbling on the benches. So I decided to jot down a few which I thought were good:

“I’m a banana”

“STFU NOOB”

“Dockers are bunch of wankers with anchors” <-- damn straight!

“Janiper loves men’s shampoo” <-- wtf?!

“Adam Holmes loves the cock” <-- huge capitals over the bench

“Fred failed an exam here 2005”…then underneath it: “Fred is not alone”

And my personal favourite:

“Inv-asian”

And what would a blog be without a few links? (Come to think of it, I guess it would be more of an actual blog).

Pseudo-powerarmour?

Warning, only read this if you have some interest in computer science

So harsh, yet so funny

Absolute gold

Saturday, July 09, 2005

'OH MY He's Going All In!'

Last night we began the '2005 Must International Poker Champions League' After the discussion at one of our after work 'alcohol appreciation' sessions turned to Poker, I suggested we play a few games, cuz I wanted to learn how to play properly. I'd seen the World Poker Tour on TV, and its fantastic. When I initially flicked to it, I thought 'Fantastic, something to put me to sleep.' 5 hours later I was still watching. I dunno what it is but its enthralling.

Anyway, from there, we talked about it some more, and decided to have a trial run last night. We were playing Texas No Limit Hold 'Em, winner take all, with a $40 buy in and no trips to the ATM, to make sure we keep it friendly. $1 until the final two, when it bumps up to $5.

For those who don't know, Texas Hold 'Em is the one where each person has two cards, and there is a communal set of five in the middle from which everyone makes a hand. I'm glad that's what they chose, because it's a whole lot better than the five card stud business or whatever it is that we used to do during High School.

Of course, since I'd barely heard of the format before last night and the others were seasoned veterans, I got taken to the cleaners. But it was still heaps of fun. Zach (representing America) bowed out first, then me, with Tim (UK) being the eventual winner over Kjell (Norway). To be honest, I was having as much fun watching them as I was playing.

So we've decided to make this a monthly thing, same rules except a $100 buy in. In the meantime, anyone else up for a game? It'd be nice to play with people possessing roughly the same amount of experience as me, as opposed to:

Kjell: Regularly played in Norway with his mates, one of whom has won over US$2 million playing internet poker, and another whom has actually lost digits for failing to pay gambling debts.

Tim: Wears sunglasses when he plays, veteran of the game due to his weekly 'Naughty Nights in Soho' sessions since he was 18.

Zach: Recovering gambling addict (as well as a raving coke head and an 'adult beverage connoisseur'). Had a regular game going back in the OC, complete with professional table w/marked felt, shuffler and chips. Gave it all away after losing $2 500 in one hand of blackjack to a friend, then upping it to $5 000 after going double or nothing.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Balls to the Wall Boys

Just wishing everyone good luck for exams! Rock it out fellas: two weeks from now, it's going to be absolute mayhem.

By the way: did you know that there's no guaranteed right to vote in our constitution. This means that if government wanted to, they could legislate against universal adult suffrage (e.g. bar people from voting based on race, property rights) etc? I mean, it's doubtful that it'd happen, but still. Turns out we don't actually have any absolute rights at all (apart from some odd procedural ones...)

Friday, May 27, 2005

LCDPrintf("Got dexies?\n");

Friday night, beer in hand and here I am, coding embedded microcontrollers in C. What has the world come to..? I should be out getting hammered dagnabbit. Funnily enough I actually don’t mind too much, as this Embedded Systems unit has been a pleasant change from the usual Engineering darp. Things have been extremely busy with uni as of late and I’ve hardly even had the time to pwn the Gooshmeister at squash. The semester is coming to an end and it looks like my final year project is pretty much sorted too, so things are looking up.

I stumbled upon this site/thread the other day, which I thought looked fucking amazing. Even if you haven’t played Half-Life 2 before, you can probably still appreciate the quality of these images that have been enhanced through HDR lighting. Here’s a few sample images from the thread:

Image 1
Image 2
Image 3

I’ve been hearing a lot about this new movie coming out, you’ve probably heard of it: “Sin City”. I wasn’t familiar with the comic book that it’s supposedly based on, but by the sounds of it, it’s going to be rather good. The cast speaks for itself quite frankly…(psst…Jessica Alba plays a stripper). Initially I heard Johnny Depp and Steve Buscemi were going to be in it as well, but after checking ye old IMDB, it doesn’t appear so. Have you heard anything about this Leigh?

In other news looking forward to the Interpol and Queens of the Stone Age concerts, just a shame they're mid-week during semester. Cheers again for picking up the tickets Leigh, fucking legend. By the way, I took your advice and downloaded QOTSA’s self titled album – dammit why didn’t you tell me about this before?! One new and one pseudo new album in the same year, it’s almost too much to handle, schblarp!



16000 m/s

Monday, May 16, 2005

That's A Confirmed Kill

On Friday night, some of Julian's family friends were in the bar.

I'm not sure if I've told you about Julian. He's a food runner at work, going to start either on the floor or behind the bar soon. We all think he's gay/bi, or at least a little confused over his sexuality. Despite this, he maintains that he likes to throw only chicks against the fence. The evidence runs as follows:

1) He dresses a little more queer than your every day metro.
2) He owns and enjoys wearing a pair of ladies jeans. They apparently 'accentuate his hips and butt'.
3) He talks up his many alleged 'conquests' just a little bit too much.

A good bloke. Nice enough, and whilst his Mum's loaded (hence he runs in that kind of a crowd), he's not arrogant or pretentious. He's pretty smart too, does Law/Politics at UWA.

Anyway, his family friends were having a drink, so Andy decides to set the record straight:

'So, listen, all of us here think that Julian's a little... adventurous. You know, he... challenges traditonal sexual boundaries.'
'Well, I'm not sure what he regards himself as today, but he's defintely fooled around with guys in the past.'

Andy's eyes grow wide for a moment, and then, turning to Zach and me, throws his hands up in the air.

'HOH!! HOOOOOOOOH! WE HAVE CONFIRMATION! THAT'S A CONFIRMED KILL!!'

He promptly runs up to the kitchen to tell them the news.